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Lalwendë · 10-08-2004, 02:28 PM

Bag End (noun), curious fate which awaits discarded Netto carrier bags, doomed to flutter disconsolately, caught in the top branches of urban trees until they degrade.

Second Breakfast (noun), large, unnecessarily lardy snack consisting of bacon and egg sandwich, large milky coffee and bar of Dairy Milk which one must visit the staff restaurant to buy at 9.30am, precisely one and a half hours after first breakfast, which usually consists of a modest portion of muesli and fruit.

Wormtongue (noun) (pejorative), obnoxious, odious line manager who projects an air of easy approachability but is skilled at exploiting areas of weakness and likes to secretly go and exaggerate about these in reports as a way of sucking up to the boss.

Prancing pony (noun) (vulgar), curious dance one is forced to resort to in order to control oneself when, to one's dismay, a long queue has formed to the ladies.

Desolation of Smaug, like the , descriptive of any motorway service station.

10-08-2004, 02:28 PM	#110
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Bag End (noun), curious fate which awaits discarded Netto carrier bags, doomed to flutter disconsolately, caught in the top branches of urban trees until they degrade. Second Breakfast (noun), large, unnecessarily lardy snack consisting of bacon and egg sandwich, large milky coffee and bar of Dairy Milk which one must visit the staff restaurant to buy at 9.30am, precisely one and a half hours after first breakfast, which usually consists of a modest portion of muesli and fruit. Wormtongue (noun) (pejorative), obnoxious, odious line manager who projects an air of easy approachability but is skilled at exploiting areas of weakness and likes to secretly go and exaggerate about these in reports as a way of sucking up to the boss. Prancing pony (noun) (vulgar), curious dance one is forced to resort to in order to control oneself when, to one's dismay, a long queue has formed to the ladies. Desolation of Smaug, like the , descriptive of any motorway service station. __________________ Gordon's alive!