First off, this is a great thread, lol haha, good idea Estelyn!
Wetwang- A general, derogatory remark to someone.
Sentence: You filthy wetwang!
Synonyms: Dwimmerlaik, Tark
Stoor (s. noun)- Hobbitish for
Store, a place to shop for goods.
(pl.) Stoors.
Sentence: He went to the
stoor to get some red wine.