Umm. Except that the quote, including the subtitles on the dvd, was:
You're a liar and a thief! It's mine. I won it. It was me! We only won because of me."
"And me. MTV is my friend. My friend."
"You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you."
"Dobby likes me."
"Dobby? Dobby's a f****** f****!"
After all, this isn't an R or X rated forum.
But, yes. It's your turn.
(The rest of the skit was really interesting, but you'd have had to
***** about every other word of Gollum's comment about that
***** hack Peter Jackson.
Might Gollum have added: "I cannot work with that man. He just
drains me."