Ok...
1) Legolas (Hopefully five tones worth of Fangirls will follow... should keep the boat nice and... unsinking?)
2) Aragorn (He can swim!)
3) WitchKing (He gave me a funny look)
4) Barliman Butterbur (He can't remember things very well, perhaps he can't remember how to swim.. hum...)
5) Sauron (His eye must be weighing down the boat, if not burning it)
6) Urukhi (For killing Sean Bean!)
7) Whoever built the boat (Should have made it carry more weight)
8) The Ring (Keeps getting heavier)
9) Ted Sandyman (He’s a BAD MAN... or Hobbit... or whatever)
10) (Film) Saruman, (He scares me with his dislocateable fingers... *Shiver*)
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