[Lostgaeriel]

I was feeling very silly when I 'wrote' this one.

Sung to Old MacDonald’s Farm. (E-I-E-I-O!)

Farmer Maggot’s Farm

Farmer Maggot had a farm,
B-A-M-furlong.
And on that farm he had mushrooms,
B-A-M-furlong.
With a mushroom here,
And a mushroom there,’
Here a “mush”; there a “room”,
Everywhere a mushroom.
Farmer Maggot had a farm,
B-A-M-furlong.

Farmer Maggot had a farm,
B-A-M-furlong.
And on that farm he some pigs,
B-A-M-furlong.
With an “oink-oink” here,
And an “oink-oink” there,
Here an “oink”; there an “oink”,
Everywhere some bacon.
Farmer Maggot had a farm,
B-A-M-furlong.

Farmer Maggot had a farm,
B-A-M-furlong.
And on that farm he some beer,
B-A-M-furlong.
With an huge jug here,
And a huge jug there,’
Here some beer; there some beer,
Everywhere some fine beer.
Farmer Maggot had a farm,
B-A-M-furlong.

Farmer Maggot had a farm,
B-A-M-furlong.
And on that farm he had three dogs,
B-A-M-furlong.
With a “Grip! Fang! Wolf!”
And a “Wolf! Grip! Fang!”
Here a “Grip!”; there a “Fang!”
Everywhere a “Wolf! Wolf!”
Farmer Maggot had a farm,
B-A-M-furlong.