[The Saucepan Man]

Originally Posted by Mithalwen

If by chance this twin "sister" was named Roberta - or something rather more exotic than is common among breelanders - Felicia, Lola or similar ... well we may have our answer.

It was Lola, as the Ballad of the innocent Hobbit tells:

I met her in an inn owned by Butterbur
Where they drink beer in pints
And it taste just like
Pûkel-Cola
C-O-L-A Cola

She sneaked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name
And with a squint-eyed glance
She said Lola
L-O-L-A Lola
L-O-L-A Lola
----

Now I'm not the Shire's most fleet-footed lad
But when her apple flew
It made my eye turn blue
Oh my Lola
L-O-L-A Lola

I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she look like a woman
With a swarthy tan
Oh my Lola
L-O-L-A Lola
L-O-L-A Lola
----

Now I'd left Stock just a week before
And I'd never ever seen the big folk before
But Lola winked at her crooked cronies
And said little boy I'm gonna sell you a pony
----

Well I'm not the Shire's most abstinent guy
But when I looked at her pies
Well I almost fell
For my Lola
L-O-L-A Lola
L-O-L-A Lola

Repeat to fade.