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"Oddwen, Oddwen!" cried Nilpaurion amidst his tears. But she opened her eyes and said: "Nilpaurion! What joy is this? For they said that you would not post. Nay, but that was only the dark voices in my dream. How long have I been dreaming?"
"Not long, fellow Downer," said Nilpaurion. "But think no more on it! Here is my post."
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'Nilpaurion, Nilpaurion!' said Oddwen still laughing. 'Nilpaurion, you missed your path in life. You should have been the BW's jester and earned your reputation, and PT too, by parodying his favorite books. Ah me!' she paused, getting the better of her mirth. 'Understand one another? I fear I am beyond your comprehension.'
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Scene: Treebeard is escorting Pippin and Merry through the forest.
Treebeard: ...Then there was this family of fieldmice who used to climb up into every crack and crevice, and they'd
crunch something awful when I moved, and then there was the problems with the bloodstains and let me tell you I got in trouble with Fimbrethil for that! And...*gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaspooooooooooooooommmmm mm!!*
Pip: Zzz...snork...wha?
Tree: The forest! It's been razed to the ground!
Merry: Raised to the ground? Isn't that an oxymoron?
TB: What? No, RAZED. But this is no time for a spelling lesson!
Pip: Why not?
TB: Don't waste my time! Saruman must PAY for this treachery! *HOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!*
Pip*rubbing his ears*: Boy, that'll do it! Come on Merry, let's go home!
*TB picks up Pippin from his perch and drop-kicks him towards Isengard. A moment later he appears back in the ent's branches with a puzzled look on his face*
Pippin*points*: Look! The trees are moving!
TB: They have business with the orcs. But my business is with Isengard tonight. With rock and stone!
Merry: And next with Pippin! Whose
head is made of rock and stone!
*Merry & TB roar with laughter. Pippin looks oblivious*
*Other ents start to feebly totter out of the forest on their ancient legs. They blink in the sunlight and grumble*
Merry: Alright! A bunch of old fogey trees and a couple of halflings are storming the impenetrable fortress of a great and mighty wizard! There's gonna be bloodshed tonight! *mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA...*
*thump!*
TB: Okay, that's enough. It's time to reintroduce you to my friend, Jaque Strape.
Pip: Jaque
who?
TB: Oops, wrong friend.
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Hmm. Hee hee. Hmm. Gonna go 'board with my brother. Gnarly, dude.