Heres the rest
Legolas- This is getting ridiculous, We've been here for ages.
Aragorn- Why don't ya chill out elfie dude, you've got forever to live don't ya?
Legolas- Yes, yes, but I have to get my <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=hair&v=56">hair</a> done in a hour.
Pippin- I can't believe we were talked into searchinf for this shiny bell thingy.
Merry- Think of the mushrooms.
Legolas- Thats it I must go see what is wrong...
Aragorn- I'll tag along in case they beat ya up elfie dude.
Legolas- Will you stop calling me that?
Sam- Look Mr. Frodo! Look! Its the elf and ranger they're coming to kill us.
Frodo- Quick send Merry and Pippin to negotiate.
Legolas- Ok, now where blundering baboons that lost the bell?
Aragorn- Chill out Elf Guy. You could take out somebodys eye with that thing.
Frodo- You two stop them while I run.
Merry- One more step and I'll wave this pointy thing in my hand.
Pippin- Hey! Thats my line!
Legolas- DIE! DIE! DIE!
Pippin- Aaaaahhhhh! *Dies before arrow is shot.*
Merry- Shut up Pippin! *gets shot and dies*
Sam- To get to Bilbo you have to get past us.
Frodo- Actually you just have to get past him.
Legolas- *shoots*
Sam- *dies*
Aragorn- Gee! Wasn't that a wee bit extreme?
Frodo- Look theres Bilbo over there.
Bilbo- Argh they found me!
Legolas- Now we shoot you.
Biblo- Look! I have a wife and kid!
Frodo- No you don't!
Bilbo- Now Now Frodo, what have I told you about telling the truth?
Legolas- ..... Find that bell.
Frodo- Uncle Bilbo! Uncle Bilbo! Here it is!
Frodo & Bilbo- YAY! WE FOUND THE BELL!
Bilbo- Here is the bell.
Legolas- Thats not a bell! Thats a ring! Die!
Aragorn- I'm bored! Just for that you get to die!
Bilbo- You've seen Dr. Bilbo now meet....
Bilbo-.....the mutant uber hobbit from the far side of the galaxy.
Legolas- *Meep* Aaaaahhhh RUN! RUN!
Aragorn- Looks like hes doing some jogging to burn of calories. Oh well. See you around Bilbo. *to horse* Run like hell till we're far far away from here.
Bilbo- Oh how sad nobody wanted to stay for tea. I guess this ring will have to do.
Sleepy Ranger- And this ladies and gentlemen is how the ring actually came to Bilbo. He didn't find it in Gollums cave, thats a lie.
THE END
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