My turn to try.
Bilbo- Hello and welcome to this boxi..er...wrest..no to this kill each other match between Legolas and Aragorn.
Legolas- Prepare to sleep Aragorn.
Aragorn- Dream on girlie boy.
Merry- Who do you think will win Pip?
Pippin- My moneys on the guy with long hair.
Merry- They both have long hair.
Pippin- No! No! The smelly one, Merry, the smelly one.
Frodo- Lets start the first round Bilbo.
Bilbo- As soon as I find the bell kid.
Frodo- I am not a kid.
Bilbo- Quiet little one I need to find that bell.
Legolas- Whats taking them so long?
Aragorn- Chill out Elfie dude, they'll start when they want to. Why don't you lie down for a while no sense wasting all your energy standing.
Legolas- On the ground?!? Surely you jest, My hair would be ruined.
Bilbo- Where is that bell?
Hope you people like it. I'll continue it later if you want me to.
TBC