Elennar, are ye sure ye haven't been watchin' a certain pirate movie lately, matey?
And do you mean "Granola Person" as in "A Person Consisting of Granola" or do you mean "granola person" as in "a person who likes granola"?
A quick few definitions:
Bizzle (I took the suffix "-izzle" and combined it to make"business")
Jabroney (Someone who is sub-par or doesn't meet expectations)
Hating (To try to stop/dissuade someone or something)
Whodi (Friends)
Baller-blocking (To stand in the way of someone)
Boo (A sweetheart or special friend)
Baller Status (the state or quality of excellence or of supreme quality)
'YAY' (Sarcastic, totally.)
Grill (Face, personal space, or teeth)
Grimey (A selfish person)
Sprechen ve Deutch? (Do you speak German?)
From
The Ghetto Dictionary. Watch out for some language, though.