O, sweet Crazy Pics!
Whose reasonably sized images
I shall host myself
Lest the BW
Be stirr'd from his Barrow
And close
The Thread.
Welcome to your next Insanity Hosted Competition! Here we are at the Crazy Pics! Arena for our next contest...this time to decide the *drumroll* *paradiddle ten stroke roll* *
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Audience: Get ON with it already!
Err, ok. The contest is to decide the HAIREST MAN IN MIDDLE-EARTH!
And now, here's your judge Peregrin Took!
Oh no...
Please don't submit me to this humiliation and utter degradation again!
Nonsense! You'll enjoy it! Especially when you get to meet the contestants.
No please no please no please no please...
First off is Aragorn son of Arathorn! Many long years of razorless wandering in the wilds gives man a distinct advantage!
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Rowrrr!
Also there's the Wizard Gandalf! Wisdom sits in his right hand, the light of knowledge is upon his brow, and there are crumbs in his copious beard!
Ahhh...
And Gimli son of Gloin! Keeper of the three golden hairs, and also the Eru-knows-how-many brown ones!
Annnnnnd you know it!
And Frodo son of Drogo! Which is thicker? The hair on his haid, or on his feet?
Yo yo, wassap homey dog? Fo shizzle ma nizz, dig my 'fro 'do, what? My hair be brick!
What? Um, and last but not least...Legolas?
Yes. What else is there for you to say? Yes, yes, yes!
Just look at my hair, how it shines in the moonlight!
Here, let me tilt my head so you can get the full impact.
My immaculate braid...
Not to mention my dashing, debonair stare from across the room, practiced over centuries...
Duhhrrrrr...well, anyway, let us get on with the contest!
(TBC)