Pip: What's that on Gimli's back?
Merry: Well it could be any number of things but I'm wagering its a big ugly bug.
Pip: Well go on and squash it then *Pip nudges Merry forward*
Merry: Eww no you go and kill the nasty blighter, I'm not going near it!
Pip: Fine, but I'm not going near it either!
*They both look at one another*
In Unison: Ohh, Legolas we need you to come back here for a sec.
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others.
-8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"
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