[Ionia Luffs Reindeer]

To jump back to the drugs thing, doesn't Samwise (*will always call him that, looks more finished than Sam*) think to himself that when he first bit into a Lemba he never thought he'd want more? Sounds fishy... *shifty eyes*

I really like the Twinkie idea. I do. But I always kinda pictured them as more... I dunno... a veggie type deal. Yes, I realize it wouldn't keep. If I had my way it'd be bread of some sort with magical, everlasting guacomole inside. Mmmm Mexican food... *wanders towards kitchen and microwave burritos*