Good thinking Morsul. I'm not sure how a briefcase would match a kilt.
Just because I'm an Uber-Dork doesn't mean I have to limit my fashion sense to cardigans and sweater vests.
Unless, of course, you were wearing a suit under your kilt, in order to disguise yourself while you proposed indecent things to Esgalhugwen and myself, which you promptly removed during the whipped-cream affair and slipped into the suit-wearing Brit crowd.
You are very crafty, Eomer.
But not crafty enough. This Uber-Dork has your number.