Evisse: Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it. Looks as if I'll be beating Mr. Rimbaud next. (Ha, ha.
)
Nilpsie-Wipsie Poo: Hey, looks like after I post, there'll be room for that.
Meela: Go ahead, do borrow them. Hope you don't mind me using your quotes.
Anyone, anywhere, jump in! If you have a different idea for a scene already done, go ahead and do it! There's a script (EE)
here.
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Quote:
Theoden*"Home Alone" face-slap*: AHHHH!!
Gamling: Sir?
Theoden: we'reallgonnadiewe'reallgonnadiewe'reallgonnadie.. .
Gamling: Oh brother.
*back to where the incompetent prince of Mirkwood failed to bring down a single wimpy little orc, the victims of the blast struggle to regain their footing*
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Theoden: Quick! Somebody fix the gate!
CameoGuy: I will save you!
*CameoGuy runs to the gate and swiftly organizes the disorganized Rohirrim mob. He then singlehandedly kills many many uruks with many many flashy moves*
Enya: Hey, that's Peter Jackson!
CG: No, I'm not! My name is...uh...Tom Bombadil!
Tolkien: ARRGH!
*Upon the giant blast which destroyed the deeping wall, Aragorn was thrown violently through the air and landed conveniently in front of a leaderless band of interlopers*
(Meanwhile, atop the wall...)
Gimli(thinking): Oh, wow! Aragorn was just thrown violently through the air and has landed in front of a leaderless band of interlopers! Hey, I wonder if I can go through his pockets while he's still unconcious?
*Gimli then leaps from the wall into the river the culvert let through. He lands in some mud and sinks as far as his knees. Then the orcs start pouring in, and he is trampled*
Aragorn: Zzzz...Arwen, I love the way you do that...huh? What? Brego, noo! - wait, uh...hey! It seems I've been thrown violently through the air only to land in front of a bunch of leaderless interlopers! Cheerio!
*Unfortunately for him, "cheerio" sounds very like "herio", which is elvish for "CHAAAAAARGE!", which is just what the elvish trespassers did*
Aragorn: AAAARGH!
(Meanwhile, atop the wall...)
Legolas: CENCORED cencored cen-*thppping*-ored cencored *thwap*-cored cen-*thwing* cencored...hey dude, a shield! Do you know what I can do with a shield?
Uruks: Uhhh...no?
Leggy: This! *he dons a chef's hat and apron and begins to make a pizza* When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amoré!
Uruks: Duhh...
Legs: You can also do this. *he flips the shield along the ground, slicing the feet off of several uruks. Leggy then leaps upon the shield as it skids down some stairs, and starts to shoot stunned enemies mercilessly. With a neat half-torso twist at the bottom, he sends the projectile weapon kachunk! into the chest of another uruk*
Leggy: Like a glove!
Random Rohirrim: Uh, the allegory might be best served if you just flipped your hair and gave one of your famous sneers.
Leggy: Shut up. *he removes his shoe and hits the RR in the face* I correct myself. Like a
boot.
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Okey Dokey, These Are The Next Scenes In TTT:
***The Entmoot Decides***
***Haldir's Death***
***Theoden's only wimpy part in the battle***
***Gimsles and Argie's Charge***(Nilppppsen, your idea here?)
***Retreat to the halls***
***Pippin Gets Smart With Treebeard***
And one I will do now:
Scene: Big-Nose, Mop-Head and Baby-Face approach Osgiliath.
Faramir: Now we approach Osgiliath. Ya know, I once singlehandedly...
Madril: *ahem*
Faramir: I mean, I with only the help of Boromir...
Madril: *cough*
Faramir: Okay okay, BOROMIR and the host of Gondor butpersonallyassistedby me SAVED Osgiliath from...fire!
Sam: Really? Did he form a giant bucket brigade? We tried that once during the fire at the Green Dragon. Yep, threaten our ale and us Hobbits will stand together to the last man! Why, it reminds me of the time that Novo Oakplank fell into a vat, and the whole Chubb clan came down from...
Faramir: No, Osgiliath is on fire! It burns!
Frodo: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Faramir: NO! My cloak is on fire! AHH!
Random Soldier #1: Don't be a baby.
Fro: The Ring will not save Gondor. *dramatic hair-tossing look back* It has only the power to destroy. Let me go!
Farrums: AHH! AHH!
Madril: He's a little distracted right now. But I'm sure that he'd say, "Great Jumping Finarfin! Golly Batman, Gee Wally, my Daddy would really love me if I got him the Mostest Powerfullest Ring in the Whole World! I'm glad I'm so smart! Borrums hasn't got anything on me! Hee hee hee!"
Sam: Are you
sure he'd say that?
Madril: Close enough. Now git!
Fro&Sam: Hey, don't push!
***Last March of the Ents***
***Nazgul Attack on Osgiliath***
***Theoden's Charge & Gandalf's Second Return***
***The Flooding of Isengard***
***Fro's Attack On Sam and Sam's Great Speech***
***EE, The Huorns at Helm's Deep***
***EE, Leggy & Gim's Final Tally***
***EE, Flotsam and Jetsam***
***EE, Bye-Bye Faramir, Through the Sewers***
***The Really Important Dudes Survey ME-I've done this already***
***Gollum's Plan***
Also, some more EE:
***Elvish Rope***
***Merry's Act***
***Saruman & The Wildmen***
***Massacre at the Isen***
***Treebeard's Poetry***
***Gandalf's and Aragorn's Talk***
***Ent Draught***
***Theodred's Funeral/Eowyn's Song***
***Brego***
***The Ring of Barahir***
***The STEW!***
***Faramir's Vision of Boromir***
***Flashback to Osgiliath, Boromir/Faramir/Denethor***
***Eowyn's Confrentation of Aragorn***
Wheehee, have some fun! G'night!
Hopefully this will keep things a bit straighter.