Is it really that hard?
(This is skipping ahead, yes I know.)
Gandy: "The battle of Helm's Deep is finished. The battle for Middle-EARTH is about to begin."
Aragorn: "Is that why you keep trying to sneak off when you think we're not looking? Huh? Huh"
Gimli: "I tell ya, Legolas, that's one battle those Uruk-Hai's won't forget for a while!"
Gandalf: "Well, duh, they're all DEAD!!"
Gimli*oblivous*: "I've composed a song, actually."
The Host: "Huh?"
*Gimli lept from the back of Arod, pulled a stringéd instrument from his pack and strummed a chord*
Gim: "Ooohh!!
The night was long, the moon was ween
Orc's shiny swords afar were seen
Leggy grew more and more obscene
Warriors begged for coffee bean!
Saruman's orcs were really mean
One of them kicked me in the spleen!
Lucky my armor was shiny and clean
It deflected the blow with the sound of a "Pleen!"
They sang us the songs of a band called "Queen"
They demolished the wall with an exploding machine!
They've got nastiness bred in their filthy genes!
But if we hit 'em with swords, then over they'd lean!
We were saved by an Istar played by an Ian!
He bounced into view off a trampoline!
He's the bestest wizard what's ever been!
The orcses turnéd nine shade of green!
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen
Fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen!
I beat the elf, 'twas quite keen
He had to dine on humble cuisine!
Saruman thought our fate was forseen
So he seemed rather serene
But for that we had a vaccine!
I bet when he hears there'll be a big scene!
I have to stop now, to fill my canteen
Legolas, no doubt, has begun to preen
I hope you like this song, you between
This Middle-Earth and your active-matrix screen!"
*Gimli did a couple of dance steps, and then ended the song with a very loud chord and a few screams*
The Host:
Éomer: "Dear Eru! If I live to be a hundred and ninety, I will never forget the horror of this day!"
Théoden: "May we be spared from this fate forevermore!"
Legolas: "Huh, and I've been travelling with him for months."
Aragorn: "But that was rather disturbing."
Gandalf: "I'd rate it about a 9.2."
Aragorn*shrug*: "Maybe."
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