Quote:
Gimli: I can't stand here any longer! I'm dizzy!
Legolas: No! Just a little longer! You'll break the record for longest time on top of Grakalaka peak
Gimli: I really can't . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas: Dang! He was two seconds away!
Aragorn: Shouldn't have made him drunk all that beer.
Legolas: Oh, well. On with the mission . . . quest . . . thing.
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And that is exactly why you should never listen to a Dwarf who wants to do a drinking competition on the top of a mountain.
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others.
-8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"
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