How about this:
Quote:
Gandalf: A palantir is a dangerous tool, Saruman! You don't know who else is watching!
Saruman: Oh shut it! Palantir, Palantir, on the stone. Sauron or me, who is bad to the bone?
Sauron: Um...Saruman? You do realize I can see you right?
Saruman: It said Saruman! It said Saruman!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'
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