ok here's one
Sam in scientist outfit walks out "hi I'm Samwise Gamgee and as yiou know Mister Frodo and I walked from the shire all the way to Mount Doom. and it would have been hell even with our leathery feet if it hadn't been for Dr. Scholl's."
or Saron walks past Frodo as he's about to throw the ring in the fire witch king says "Lord Sauron aren't you worried?" "no I'm gellin'" Dr. Scholl's gels
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