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Originally Posted by One of the Nine
Ok here's some more before someone else burns me at the stake.
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Peace,
One of the Nine!
But if you do say stuff like "LotR never happened"here, you're bound to get burned at the stake.

Sorry, though.
Anywhen...
~ 101 things you never say to someone obsessed with LotR.
~ 101 things that would happen to you if said thing is said. Probably a dip at Mt. Doom would be included.
~ 101 things Gollum could have brought before taking a dip at Mt. Doom. Soap, or his rubber fissshie, maybe.