[Feanor of the Peredhil]

History states that the unforunate animal met his demise by a handful of knights in roughly the fifth age, when they used a Holy Hand Grenade to destroy it.

Truly, and it was even forseen that such a thing would happen. Behold:

[font=Arial][size=2]Then will they raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Middle Earth, saying, "Bless this, Eru, that with it thou mayst blow Morgoth's minions to tiny bits, in thy mercy."... And the people will rejoice and will feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals and rabbits... And so Eru said, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of the bunny, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." [/size][/font]