A couple of years ago, while in a class at school, my friend saw my studying the maps in ROTK. Upon her enquiring about what I was reading...well, one thing led to another, and I was explaining the history of the war of the ring to her.
'Right, so Freddo-'
'Frodo.'
'Right, frOdo, gets the ring from Dumble-'
'Gandalf.'
'Right, and has to take it to Gonnor-'
'It's 'Gondor' and no, he has to take it to Mordor.'
'Right, Mordor. Then Golm-'
'Gollum.'
'Gollum follows them. Then dumble-'
'Gandalf!'
'Gandalf dies and-'
'He falls.'
'Yeah, he falls and dies.'
'No he just falls.'
'Oh that's right, and he comes back as sauron.'
'It's Sauruman, and NO he comes back as gandalf the white.'
'Cause he used to be gandOlf the brow-'
'GREY!'
'Right. Then Aragon dies-'
'Arago
RN, and No, that's boromir.'
'Right, Borimir dies, the Fredo-'
'FRODO!'
'Frodo and Mary-'
'MERRY!'
'And merry run away-'
'Frodo and Sam leave.'
'Right. And...whats-his-face...Orlando bloom...and the short fat guy...'
*through gritted teeth*'Legolas and Gimli.'
'Yeah, they go off with Aragon-'
'Arago
RN!'
'Yeah, and meet Awen at Mordor.'
'THEY MEET EOWYN AT ROHAN!'
'Yeah, that's the one. Then her and Legolas get jiggy-'
'It's eowyn and aragorn, and they do NOT GET JIGGY!!!'
'Right. What happened to dumbledore again?'
Woe is me....