Hmm... those Silmaril sprinkles don't come cheap, either. I hear Angband welcomes fugitives on the run, and collection agents can almost never track you down in one of their deep pits. Of course, the downside is you could end up rooming with a Balrog, but hey -- if you can't do the time...
P.S. -- caffeine-free?! That is the brew of Mordor; I think you could probably get yourself shunned from Valinor for serving decaf to guests.
[ September 18, 2002: Message edited by: Mister Underhill ]
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