[HerenIstarion]

* sobs and tries to sound as plaintive as it may be

But, Mr. Hedgethistle, sir, I did mention Shelob there somewhere, did not I? If she's not a monster out of LoTR, who is?

*more sobbings

But, seriously, there were certain accusations of dealing with the issue in a light-hearted ways, so...

Well, promise, promise, not a word outside LoTR hereafter!