Tis the season to be evil....
Sauron (as the Eye): I'd like ONE of those contacts that makes your eye red and catlike. Oh wait...I already have one. Okay...how bout a bright purple one. (That would really throw those hobbit spies for a loop.) And maybe one that would make my eye all starry, it would at least scare Saruman. Please get the Mouth of Sauron some breath mints, his breath STINKS!!
Frodo (after the ecounter in Mt. Doom): I'd like a 10th finger...I'm really sick of being called Frodo nine fingers.
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