Son Of Numenor, your description of me is uncanny in its accuracy. Definitely the closest one ever! Except for straight hair and the glasses, that is, though that may be arranged too, in a couple of years. Hey - but I was pretty accurate in my description of you, too...well, accurate-ish.
dancing spawn, oh, don't I wish I looked like Catherine Zeta Jones, especially when it comes to her height! Unfortunately I'm rather hobbity in stature.
Let me turn my pathetic clairvoyance to
Thorongil now: blonde, blue eyes, Scandinavian good looks, you like to 'play it cool' and take life easily. You are often seen hanging around in bars with your mates, just chilling. You dress casually. You like games like 20 Questions.

Fea - I can't see you yet. My inner eye needs a rest, I'll try again later.