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				I do wear glasses, reading or no, but they are funky, German-retro inspired affairs with thin wire, purple frames; they are roughly rectangular. 
...  My hair is black and I wear it long -- yes, I'm an Elf of the Noldor.
			
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 Fordim, you have no doubt joined the Society for Nearsighted elves??