I am fully amazed that I never read this thread before. Absolutely hilarious [and terrifying and just plain weird...
] My brothers and I were sitting here reading them aloud (in the actors' voices, of course), and falling over laughing.
One Ring to rule the pants
One Ring to find them
One Ring to take the pants
And from your waist unbind them.
Sad, I know, yet... oddly humorous.
We don't want anymore visitors, well-wishers, or pantsless relations!