UNCLE SAURON NEEDS YOU
Fed up with sand, sun and sweat?? Join the armies of Mordor and see the world in open-air comfort atop your own, personal Oliphaunt (supplied by applicant) !!!
Do you feel hard-done-by?? Have the West-Men plagued your country's existance?? Are you looking for excitement and challenge?? Have you got a firey, unconquerable nature??
THEN THE HOSTS OF MORDOR ARE FOR YOU!!!
Enquire now at your local Hosts of Mordor recruiting post, or simply fill out the registration form on our website :
http://www.wannajointhehostsofmordor...mor/more_pawns
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'A thinking tyrant, it seemed to Vetinari, had a much harder job than a ruler raised to power by some idiot system like democracy. At least HE could tell the people he was THEIR fault.'
Last edited by Osse; 06-30-2004 at 03:19 AM.
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