*Gandalf and Pippin ride up the hill on Shadowfax, giving Pippin his first look at Minas Tirith.*
Gandalf: Behold, the city of Kings!
Pippin: It's only a model
Gandalf: SHHHH!
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Alright, so the city isn't exactly a weapon in the true sense of the word, but I was watching Monty Python and had to drop that in.
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