Naval Intelligence Interrogating Chekov
Gandalf, furious after Pippin knocks the skeleton into the well in the Mines of Moria: Aragorn, what the--?
Aragorn, trying to calm Gandalf: He is but a hobbit, a fool of a Took!
Gandalf: Of course he's a fool of a Took! But he's a retard or something!
~Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
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For I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to; the long explanations needed by the young are wearying. -Gandalf, The Two Towers
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