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black crow spies and their black glass seeing ball inhabit their black towers and perform black magic. Gosh, I wonder if there's some symbolism there?
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Foreboding! The word is 'foreboding'!
Besides, what colour would you
like your crows, essentially a
black bird, to be?! A white crow could look just a wee bit out of place, doncha' think?
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I guess this movie takes place in a world where rings magically change sizes on their own
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Along with the Gandalp one, that just made me laugh. Homer Simpson comes to mind...
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Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman
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And the writer was accusing us of racism, then he goes straight forward and insults the French! And comes off as a homophobe! Dear me...*cough*hypocrisy*cough*
Number 20 somewhat reveals it as a spoof though..."Experts on the occult say in order for a wizard to floorspin a fully-grown man like Gandalf, he'd need three magical staffs, not two. " As do 27, 28, 29...oh pretty much everything from there upwards!
Brilliant. Most amusing.
