Ungoliant: *munch munch slurp*
Melkor: Uh.... shouldn't we get going?
Ungoliant: Just a minute, I'm still hungry.
Melkor: What are you, a hobbit? Let's go! Any second now the Valar are gonna notice us...
*the lights go out*
Melkor: Well *&%#. Now how're we going to explain this.
Ungoliant: I'm still hungry.
Melkor: Shut up.
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Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!
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