[The Perky Ent]

Here's a good one!

Elessar: Yé! utúvienyes! I have found it! Now we can have a new white tree!
*yanks off flower*
*flower falls*
Elessar, nervously: Someone might have cought it
Gandalf: How do we know it survived?
Elessar: What does your heart tell you
*silence*
Gandalf: Right! Well, I gotta make some phone calls!
*pulls out cell phone*
Gandalf: Hello, Niënna? Is this a bad time. By the way, did I mention what a great teacher you are. Anyways, we've got the desendant of Telperion here. And, It's kinda dead. So, is it too much trouble if you come over here and use your powers to bring forth a seed? This way, we keep the line flowing.
*silence*
Gandalf: Look, I know your busy, but can't you make an exception? No?!? Put Mandos on the phone
*Mandos gets on the phone*
Gandalf: Hi Mados! Remember me? Zirag-zigil? Balrog? Ringing any bells? Anyways, oh by the way, thank you for sending me back to life. I'd send you a greating card, but they don't make it for the occation. Anyways, can you tell your sister to come over here and help me out? No? Common? It's the heir of Elendil were talking about. He goes way back! Desendant of Luthien he is. Remember her?
*in-audible sound*
Gandalf: Thanks a lot!
*hangs up*
Gandalf: Do you really need another white tree?
Elessar: For a happy ending...
Gandalf: Well, Saruman has polluted the Shire. It isn't happy. Deal.
Elessar: Fine! I have nothing left to live for!
*Elessar jumps from Mindolluin*
*Gandalf comes down back to the city*
Gandalf: The flower survived?
*suddenly, Elessar comes and crushes the flower*
Gandalf: I'm getting too old for this.