Tired of waiting around Elvenhome? Well then join the House of Finwe! We offer two ways to the fabulous Middle-Earth:
If Kinslaying's your thing, then come down to the harbors and sign up with Feanor or any of his sons. They'll set you up with something sharp that you can hurl at pesky Teleri. Then enjoy months of backbreaking work at sea on a never ending quest to find three small jewels!
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Sign up with Fingolfin for a lovely stroll down Helcaraxe! The grinding ice is a perfect way to spend your year. Enjoy the below freezing climate as you walk over uncharted ice cliffs with very little food or protective clothing!
The House of Finwe wants YOU!
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I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters!
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Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn.
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