Are you tired of your backwards country? Would you like to see progress being made? Well, we may just have a job for you! We here at Lotho Enterprises love our home, that's why we want to better it! Come join our industrial family today. We don't have a problem with trees or flowers, we just don't want them here. Got hay-fever? Make it personal! Machinery, fire and smoke is the way forward. Natural greenery is old-fashioned and many observers believe that exposure to it stunts growth and causes impotence. So what are you waiting for? A better Shire is there, you just need to make it happen!
Contact The Chief at
thechief.lotho@iamtheboss.com
Please no questions regarding my white-haired friend and his 'pet'. They are answerable to me, and me alone. Your friend, Lotho Sackville-Baggins.