Heh heh! This thread is awesome!
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*in Shelob's lair* Frodo: O Elbereth! Gilthoniel! (or whatever it is he says) *Holds up phial. Nothing happens* Wuh oh...
Shelob: Meh heh heh! *eats him*
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*Witch King swings giant mace and hits Eowyn. Mace busts.*
Eowyn: Was that supposed to happen?
Witch King: Well, this is not my day.
*Eowyn swings sword. It shatters*
*silence*
Witch King: Soooooo... Rock Paper Scissors?
Eowyn: Loser jumps off a cliff!!
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Yeah. I'll shut up now, OK?
~Maeg