Nice ones Saraphim! Here's another:
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Pippin: Let's light the Becons!
*drops fire*
*nothing happens*
Pippin: Why won't it work?
*tries again*
*nothing happens*
Pippin: Um...guys, can you give me a hand here?
Guard: Sorry, that becon doesn't have any wood
Pippin: D'oh! Gandalf's gonna kill me *pulls out his cell phone* Let's see here. Text msg: Steward crazy, world ending, bring help...ps, tell Merry I say hi. To:EDORAS
Gandalf: Did you light the becon?
Pippin:Um...yes (hoping his lie will work)
Gandalf:...ok. Wanna go for a round of whack the steward?
Pippin: I thought you'd never ask!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'
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