Originally Posted by the phantom

Okay, then how about "My mother fed me chicken nuggets with a side of french fries". That doesn't sound as weird and I could still do my silly little illustration with it. And actually, french fries make much better eating utensils than beef.

Isn't that the truth.

Oh, Twi, I hope you don't think I was trying to do that. I just like trying to give people a license to believe something others view as silly so that maybe they'll support me when I believe something silly on another thread.

And also, what about my theory that Morgoth was feeding his wolf apple pie while his hand was upon living flesh. That technically works, doesn't it (aside from the text not mentioning apple pie)?