What I learned from Lord of the Rings:
*LOOK UP!!!!! (Frodo vs. Shelob...'nuff said.)
*If your mentally deranged father appears to favor your older brother over you, don't worry about it. He'll eventually show his love for you by burning you alive.
*Butch, crossdressing warrior girls CAN get good-looking men!
*Little people can do big things, but among their own people, nobody cares.
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