Gandalf:They are not all accounted for, the lost Seeing Pants. We do not know who else may be watching!
Frodo: Underpants. My name is Underpants.
Pink Eye: The trees are strong my Lord. Their pants go deep.
Saruman: Rip them all down.
Saruman: (to Gandalf) Embrace the power of the Ring, or embrace your own pants!
Boromir: The shards of Narsil! The blade that cut the ring from Saruon's pants!
Gimli: I will be dead before I see the ring in the pants of an Elf!
Aragorn: I suggest you take some rest and recover your pants, Master Dwarf.
Aragorn: I do not know what strength lies within my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the white pants fall.
Abedithon le,
~*~Aranel~*~
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