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Deforestation can be hazardous to your health and to your plans of world domination.
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Ouch...that sounds like something a treehugger would say around where I live. *Shudder*
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Hmmm... That explains Aragorns hydrophobia...
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Probably doesn't want to loose his pretty silver /emerald ring. (Kinda reminds me of a "class ring"
*Don't follow fashion trends, especially when they're started by a powerful sorcerer who has been associated with Morgroth.
*If you're disguised in ork armor and you are a hobbit, no one will notice. Well...except maybe the Eye....
*But of course he's being distracted by another army...right until someone puts on the Ring