Absolutely fantasic Feared Half-Elf! I love your signature.
[dramatic chord]
Gandalf: There he is!
Aragorn: Where? What, behind the rabbit?
Gandalf: It is the rabbit.
Aragorn: You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
Gandalf: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Knight#2: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
Gandalf: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Knight#2: What's he do, nibble your bum?
Gandalf: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
A guy goes to chop rabbits head off, gets killed by vicious rabbit [dramatic chord]
Aragorn: Dear Eru!
Knight#2: I done it again!
Gandalf: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same..... Aragorn: Oh, shut up!... Right!
KNIGHTS: Charge! [squeak squeak squeak]
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.
Aragorn: Run away! Run away!
*I changed some of the lines and got rid of others to try and shorten it up, enjoy!*