Oh, Ithaeliel, that was great!
Okay, I want to try this. Don't kill me for this one, even though my acrostic doesn't REALLY cover an actual LOTR character.
Forever silent
In the Last Homely House.
Going nowhere, saying nothing.
Who am I?
I cannot say.
There is nothing I can say.
Yes, it's stupid and the last line was corny. But Figwit is my hero.

I like being different, and nobody has talked about poor Figgy yet. Maybe when I have another minute I'll write another one.
M y
A vatar is
E lrond wearing
G lasses
(How's that for a signature?)
<--- this is my 100th post!! Wheee!