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**cough** thirty **cough**
Ehh? What's that yew say, yew young whippersnapper? Ehhh???
...cough cough KACK ack wheeze cough....
**gropes for cane, hobbles toward wheelchair**
So, Lush m'babe, what did YOU have embroidered on your jeans thirty years ago?
**pokes cane accusingly at Lush**
Or to put it another way, whose eyeliner were you charmed by back then? Eh?? Ehhh??
*rocks meditatively in wheelchair, considering newly-thrown gauntlet, resolving that if anyone behaves as obnixiously as I did in high school AND junior high I'll beat the snot out of 'em with my cane**
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...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.
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