My family was about to eat dinner, but the food just came out of the oven. Right after I put it in my mouth, I yelled out. "It burns us!!!!" my family looked at me like a weirdo or somethin' 
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Come not between the Nazgul and his prey!Or he will not slay thee in thy turn.He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.
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