*A loud crash is heard in the White Citadel*
Arwen: ELDARION!!! THAT WAS MY FAVORITE VASE!
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THAT BOW IN THE HOUSE?!?!
Eldarion: B-but mother, Legolas said the only way I'll get better at archery is if I practice! Dad said the same thing about using my sword! *fingers the pommel in a Gollum-like manner*
Arwen: AHHHHHHH!!!! YOU'RE BECOMING JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER, UNCLES AND YOUR GRANDFATHER!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Eldarion: Eh.......speaking of Uncle Elrohir and Uncle Elladan, today they're going to take me orc-hunting with Dad!!!! *runs out of the room cackling*
Arwen: ........ Eldarion may LOOK like an elf, but he has a human's brain.....
