[Meneltarmacil]

GIMLI: You could have picked a better spot.

LEGOLAS: Shut up. *hits Gimli over the head with a large brick*

GIMLI: *thud*

URUKS: We will, we will, rock you! We will, we will, rock you!

(back in the keep)
RANDOM GUY #1: Well, it could be worse.

RANDOM GUY #2: How so?

RANDOM GUY #1: It could be raining.

*rain starts to fall*

THEODEN: You had to say it, didn't you...

(inside the caves)
RANDOM CAMEO PEOPLE: *cry cry sob cry cry*

EOWYN: *grrrr*

(back on the wall)
ARAGORN: A Eruchin,u-dano i faelas a hyn, an uben tanatha le faelas!
(We're all DOOMED! DOOM! DOOM! DOOOOOOOOM!!!!)

GIMLI: *comes to* What? Where am I? What's going on?

LEGOLAS: *points bow at Gimli's head*

GIMLI: Oh, right, *mumblemumblewhimperwhimper*

LEGOLAS: Good. Now stay that way.

ARAGORN: DOOOOOOM! DOOOOOOM! DOOOOOOM!

BOROMIR: Boy, are you a pessimist.

ARAGORN: And you're supposed to be dead right now! DIE!!!!

*tosses Boromir off wall*

*Boromir lands on Uruk spear, dies, causes Random Orc #576 to fall over and die*

URUKS: *attack*

THEODEN: *slaps self in face*