More insane Helms Deep
You people are very lazy, you know. What's wrong with the Battle of Helms Deep???????
Oh well...
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*Star Wars theme music begins to play*
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... erk, wrong movie....
*Rain falls*
Legolas: Sigh, I'm getting wet.
Haldir: Wait five seconds... *counts* *Rain stops* Ah, right on time!
Cricket: Chirp, chirp.
Aragorn: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DYE!!!!!!
PJ: Will you quit being all doomday? I'm trying to film!
Tolkien: NOOOOOOOOOOO...
Agent Smith: This is PG 13 sooooooo... *bang*
Tolkien: ???
Arwen: Dodge this, bonehead!
Everyone: Didn't the bang signify the end of Tolkien?
Author: Nope.
Aragorn: I said DYE, you numbskull.
PJ: What's the difference?
Arwen: Difference of what? We're not doing math!
PJ: Sigh... HOWARD, CUE UP THE THEME MUSIC!!!!
Enya: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
PJ: Shhhh... the windows, Enya, think of THE WINDOWS!!!!!!
Cricket: Chirp?
*Theme music: Minas Morgul*
Boromir: WE'RE DOOMED!!!
Aragorn: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DYE!!!!!
*Splash*
Aragorn: Drat. I'm... I'M PURPLE!!!!!! AGGGGHHH!!!!
Boromir: Haa haa haaa.... akk... drat... *Splash* I'M GREEN!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Random orc: Cue up the rain! It's not evil and dark and foreboding anymore!!!!
Agent Smith: Mr. Anderson? Is that you?
Random orc: Drat.
PJ: Will you start with the battle???????
Agent Smith: *evil, evil* *rubs hands together* Mwha-ha-ha-ha...
All Urak-hai: Ummm... uh-oh...
Boromir: It's a CONSPIRACY!
*And then, the battle begins...*
Iin Middle-earth, those of the Fellowship fought, for the freedom of Middle-earth... in a galaxy far, far away... sigh, this just isn't going to work...
*Ripoff of the Matrix... bad ripoffs...*
Orc: *finds medal pole somewhere, and uses it to wack all the many Smith clones that appear from no where* I am Mr. Anderson!!!!! Mwha-ha-ha...
Agent Smith: Enough with the bad ripoffs of MY movie. DYE!!!!!!
Orc: *dyes*
All other orcs: *die laughing at now blue orc*
Aragorn: That was too easy.
Agent Smith: So says you.
Urak-hai: I'm BAAAACK!!!!!!
Boromir: Sigh. Here we go again.
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Please, someone else, go from there!
-Eowyn Skywalker
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