1. Never throw stones in a lake if you don't know what lives there.
2. There is always hope if you know that there is no hope there is hope.
3. Men with stubble can get hot chicks.
4. Never accept a ring as gift.
5. Never touch a skeleton sitting on a well.
6. Chicks dig elves.
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King of the Dead: The dead do not suffer the living to pass.
Aragorn: You will suffer me.
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